Nostradamus gets it wrong again!

"The true flame will devour the lady
Who will want to put the Innocent Ones to the fire:
Before the assault the army is inflamed,
When in Seville a monster in beef will be seen."

This means the queen of England, in the year 2002, will have a lover ("flame" and she will be come so blinded by passion she will have 2,000,000 million people burned at the stake, and her army will revolt when a bull is appointed king of Spain.

I can't see how anybody can take Nosty serious after all these horribly faled predictions!

Amazing logic. The more people make fun of something the more real it must be, eh?

No one is laughing with you, moron.

Rational thought led you to believe that Nostradamus stuff?!

Of course people can "see the future." I'm completely certain there will be a high tide and a low tide tomorrow. That's just some blind faith, but I'm completely open to the possibility that there might be two of each. Anyway, the fact is that a million people put a million different "interpretations" to the clown's cutesy little poems. How open minded would you have to be to believe every one of them?

Wow. But do we call it Piturducken?

You were just quivering with desire to try to refute one of the facts we pointed out, weren't you? rotfl.

The trouble with falling for nonsense like that Nostradamus garbage is that it goes into your head unaccompanied by any rational thought, so facts won't help you get rid of the affliction. If you didn't desperately want to believe it, you couldn't.

I hope you aren't hopelessly confused if you find my remarks, here in the logical sequence following yours.

Oh, by the way..."something real big is going to happen soon"...BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Isn't this DHM guy one of the stupidest guys you've ever seen?

Hey, DHM, how did you get to be so stupid?

Something that happens on an average of once every three days. Yea, right.

That's your problem, you have never joined the rest of the world in the Information Age, which began over a decade ago.

Just like Turi, another ghoul who delights in death.

Could you be a little more specific? I can't find any reference to a bull being king of Spain in either of those centuries. Are you absolutely certain that happened? Also, wasting two million stakes must have earned at least a little note in the history books. Where can I find that? Of course there's nothing new or interesting about the Queen of England whoring around, so don't bother with that part.

You're posting in one or more alt groups. There are no threads of significance.

Why can't I just make up anything to fit, like you nosty-lovers do? Why do you have one standard for believers, and another standard for non-believers?
Why can't I use the same standard to find a failed prediction that believers use to find hits?

Oh, wait... I get it now... Doing it your way insures that Nosty never has a miss. Right?

I can't believe you think that was a misinterpretation!
All interpretations of that clown's stuff are equal.
This is a test, to see if you can locate a reply that follows your remarks in the logical sequence.

What part of the scam are you finally learning?

You apparently missed the announcements for the last decade or so that we are in the "Information Age".

They are so interchangeable, eh?

Whereas you cobble up facts to keep your fantasy alive, and then dance around like a puppet on a string when someone points out your errors and mental acrobatics.

Dance for us kookboi.

Damn, Dan has discovered a brand new technique. The thing is, it seems to be the best one so far.

That can't happen. That wench is on a divine mission to make sure there aren't any faulty interpretations of Nostradamus's goofy nonsense floating around.

You are responding to yourself again, kook.

DiMwit has been trolling around in apn for some time now. He's hung up on Mars, and believes that ALL space probes are Manned (yes, even the tiny ones), they are "more or less manned from Earth"

This was the result of him dancing around when he got called on his claim that manned spaceflight began in the '50s.

In February this year, he melted down and posted the following to me, over three messages.

"FOR I HAVE BECOME VENGEANCE AND YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH"

"YOUR DOOM IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS...."

"THE DREADED NAME HAS BEEN REVEALED...YOUR DOOM IS NEAR..."

I'm still waiting for my doom.

He tried to sic "the little pebble" onto me, but he's tied up in the courts at the moment, too busy facing sex abuse charges to worry about me.

Yes. There are seismographs all over the world that they use to verify and coordinate data for. They exist in hundreds of countries. For them to lie would take a degree of conspiracy that is completely impossible. But then, you could do the kook thing and claim that the conspiracy is directed at you. Most kooks do that anyway.

You aren't real good at understanding earthquakes, are you? That would be around an 8.0, but not much more. (I'm not a mathematician so my understanding of logarithms is very flawed, but I know that a million time increase isn't much going by comparative TNT equivalents.

Off your meds?

Gee, thanks for the prediction that something big is going to happen. Now skeptices certainly can't say they weren't warned, can they?

You just left out a few details, like when, where, what, to whom, etc.

Care to fill us in on those details? Or would you rather wait until you

Rick, Bud is bagging out DiMwit.

Oh fuck! No chance of that applying to everyone else who thinks some vague nonsense has some meaning. You simple fuckers are as bad as the
Xtians and Clams.

I wonder how many loons have cited Nosty for predictions in the last few hundred years?

Sorry to nit pick, but you have that reversed. The V1 was the one with wings referred to as a "flying bomb" One of the duties of the first British jets was to intercept these and fly with their wing tips just under that of the V1, causing it to lose lift and spiral out of control. The V2 was a ballistic missile which would strike with no warning. People could always hear a buzz bomb due to the noisy pulse jet engine. http://www.home-dome.com/Telescope/Doodlbug.htm

A little more on the V2 http://www.v2rocket.com/start/makeup/design.html

Make that plural.

DHM is quite the nutjob.

MMmmmmmmm, Turducken.

Evasion noted, coward.