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How do I choose an astrologer?
Where can I find astrologers that are qualified?
What can astrology do for me?
Who is right, the sidereal astrologers or tropical astrologers?
What information is a real astrological consultation based on?
When is astrology useful and valid?
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Pick one at random, but be careful. most communities have laws against astrology and other like fraudulent arts and scams.

Doesn't make any difference neither system works better than the other.
Both are equally un-reliable and arbitrary.

It doesn't matter, you won't really be able to tell what is in your chart than any other chart.

This was shown to be correct in several studies.

Never. Unless you are the astrologer and consider it useful and valid method of transferring cash from the rube's pocket to your own wallet.

Never.

All his many clients...?

Let's just say Ed is pretty low on the astrological food chain and the big fishies at Kepler have his money[1] and Ed has less than nothing to show for it. Kinda fitting.

[1] Or his relative's money.

Nowhere. Just pick the cheapest one. It's not a question of getting the most for your money, but is one of spending the least money for nothing of benefit.

Lighten your pocketbook and cause you to lose control of your life. When you rely on nonsense like astrology, you are empowering others, and reducing your own power over your affairs.

All of them are equally ineffective at helping you, and all are equally effective in taking your money.

When the astrologer gets your money, it benefits him, and he considers it a valid rip off scheme.

That makes Eddy his own Rube...?

Like it did to Edmo's?

Avoid convicted criminals:

Database: SAN DIEGO COUNTY CRIMINAL INDEX Data Thru: 01-31-99 Case Number: M758395 File Date: 06/17/1998 Court: SAN DIEGO MUNICIPAL

Defendant: WOLLMANN EDMOND Convicted: Unlawful Entry. Misdemeanor. Fine and Probation

Most astrologers base their hourly rate on the price of a new pair of shoes. When in doubt, choose the astrologer with the cheapest looking shoes.

Astrologers often hang around at new age conventions and self-help or motivational seminars. Again, look down. Find the cheapest shoes.
Then look up. If the person with the cheap shoes is wearing some kind of astrological jewelry, BINGO!!

Astrology can be highly entertaining, especially when purveyed by raging net.kooks.

Since we're discussing a form of entertainment, there is no right or wrong. In the words of Duke Ellington, "If it sounds good, it is good."

As a form of entertainment, a "real" consultation is based on whatever will make the subject happy and feel good. This could be the time and place of birth, or it could be a load of meta-physical clap-trap plagiarized^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hblended from some new age guru. It doesn't really matter.

When you're bored and want a little giggle.

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